This is me at 0930 on Friday morning in
Patras, due to kick off a pioneering international conference on Classical Reception and the Human with a
lecture at 1400. I have always hated mosquitoes since my friend Caroline
Fraser, a fine physicist, died at 40 of undiagnosed malaria after visiting
South Africa. The Zika virus is doing nothing to rehabilitate them in my eyes.
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Dual Purpose Ancient Egyptian Netting |
Mosquitoes have never liked me, or
perhaps liked me too much, but this was
ridiculous. The irony was that one part of my paper was about how humans should treat animals with respect. Aristotle refers to the extinction of a species of scallop ‘partly
by the dredging-machine used in their capture’. I would happily have dredged up and annihilated every mosquito in Greece.
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Mosquitoes and Murder Fantasies |
Herodotus tells how clever Egyptians
defy mosquitoes by wrapping themselves at night in the fine-gauged nets with
which they catch fish by day. But ancient Greek references to mosquitoes often
occur in sinister contexts. Clytemnestra in Aeschylus’ Agamemnon, taking years to figure out how to kill her husband because he had killed their daughter, describes with double meaning how ‘lightly
whirring mosquitoes whizz around’ and constantly waken her from dreams in which
she imagines him suffering.
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"Better the (full) mosquito that you know" |
One story in Aesop emphasises the ‘jungle
law’ that is so important to the cynical world view of the ancient fable: a
mosquito defeats a great lion by repeatedly biting his face, but is then
himself entrapped by a spider. Another Aesopic fable discourages anybody to opt
for a change of master or government. A fox whose tail looked like my face
yesterday morning still declined the offer to have the mosquitoes driven away.
He reasoned that full mosquitoes could hurt him less than the hungry new ones
which would inevitably come and victimise him.
Feeling like Aesop’s suppurating lion
and fox, I had to confess the problem to the conference organiser Efimia
Karakantza. She is an extraordinary woman, with a team of inspirational
students. No Greek economic crisis or slashing cut to university funding has
stopped them, so why should a trifling mosquito bite?
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Edith, Efimia and Marietta |
These wonderful young Greeks include
Marietta Kotsafti, who calmly drove us to a hospital. Despite the obvious shortage of
resources, I was treated for free with speed, humour, and kindness. Efimia
could have done without the excitement, especially when she broke her own
glasses. Like the Graiai, there was now only one sighted person in three.
But a huge injection in my rear and by 1400 I could
see enough to paste eye shadow all over the swelling and give my paper. I’m
coming back in September, but this time with an armoury of mosquito-targetted
chemical weapons, syringes full of antihistamines and an Egyptian fishing net.
KOUNOUPIA OF PATRAS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Edith and Efimia |