Classicists
are not always the most virtuous of people, but two classicists have
outdone the rest of us mere narcissists, grudge-holders and backbiters by committing
murder in England. I don’t know if it’s the heat or the mental strain of the Tory
leadership contest, but I have an urge to blog about them today.
Murder Victim |
Bionic Translator |
Watson had acquired mild fame as a prodigiously prolific classical translator; he had translated Quintilian, Xenophon, Lucretius, Cicero, Sallust, Florus, Velleius Paterculus, Justin, Cornelius Nepos, and Eutropius for Bohn’s Classical Library. He lived out his last twelve years in Parkhurst Prison, where he died after falling out of his hammock.
Eugene
Aram (1704-59), on the other hand, was an entirely self-taught philologist from
Ramsgill, Yorkshire. Despite his humble origins (his father worked as a
gardener for a clergyman), he became a philologist of a high order. He taught
himself Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Arabic and Chaldaean, proved the Indo-European
roots of the Celtic languages almost a century before J.C. Prichard’s lauded Eastern Origin of the
Celtic Nations (1831) and was one of the first to dispute the then commonly
held view that Latin was derived from Greek.
But
Aram was also a murderer, a thief, and reportedly lived incestuously with his
daughter. In 1744, he killed his ‘best friend’ Daniel Clarke (nobody knows
why although rumours about a woman abounded). He fled to London and earned a living teaching Latin in a school in
Piccadilly. He managed to avoid trial until 1759, when Clarke’s body was found
in a cave. Aram admitted his crime and attempted suicide by slitting his arm
above the elbow. He failed in the attempt and was hanged without delay from the
gallows in York.
Would you Learn Latin from This Man? |
I’m
not proposing that we add these two gentlemen unreservedly to the annals and
canonical list of Heroes of the History of Classical Scholarship. But they
certainly make it a little more colourful. I’d be interested to hear of other
dastardly classicists who committed nefarious deeds in other countries.