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Last week I upset some devout Poles.
I recalled in a platform discussion of pagan myth that it was occasionally
tricky growing up in a household shared by what I insensitively referred to as my
ordained dad’s ‘imaginary friend’ (the Anglican god). I think this may have
sounded more offensive in Polish, since the grim faces belonged to members of
the audience with headphones, listening to the simultaneous translation. While
I apologise to them (and to him) for any offence caused, the incident reminded
me of the ancient sources of Monty Python's Life of
Brian (1979).
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The Pythons got the detail that
Brian’s father was not God but a Roman soldier from a fragment of the Egyptian-Greek
pagan Celsus’ The True Word. But the
idea of the charlatan who rather accidentally gets identified as the Messiah by
a gullible public comes straight out of a satire by the Syrian Lucian, Death of Peregrinus. This tells the life
story of a philosopher called Peregrinus Proteus from Asia Minor,
who, says Lucian, had in his youth temporarily converted to Christianity.
Unlike Brian, Lucian’s Peregrinus is difficult to love. He joins some
Christians after strangling his father and two sexual misdemeanours force him
to seek refuge in Palestine. The Christians are so gullible that he can
convince them that he is a prophet. He becomes their leader, interprets and
writes Christian books, and is honoured by them second only to the man ‘whom
they still worship, the man who was crucified in Palestine because he
introduced this new cult into the world.’
The local authorities arrest Peregrinus as a fraud, but his Christian
flock still believe in him and camp outside the prison. They bring food, read out their ‘sacred
writings’, and invite supporters from all over Asia, ‘sent by the Christians at
their common expense’. The speaker in Lucian’s text presents Christians as
unintelligent ascetics who volunteer for self-deprivation and even prison. They
ludicrously believe they are immortal, that they are all brothers, and that
material possessions are of no account.
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Life
of Brian caused
outrage when it was first released, and was refused screening in Ireland and
Norway. It was not permitted to be publicly screened in Torbay, Devon until
2008. Lucian’s Peregrinus has faced a
far longer history of proscription, being banned by Pope Paul IV’s Index Librorum Prohibitorum as early as 1559.
But the text which really horrified
early Christians, and which might have led to a far more biting Life of
Brian, was too scandalous to survive to modernity. The neo-Platonist Porphyry had
himself once been a Christian, and after abandoning the faith became its most
brilliant critic.
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At the time of Diocletian’s persecutions (which the
atheist ancient historian Geoffrey de Ste. Croix once described as ‘too
little, too late’), Porphyry wrote a treatise Against the Christians.
Its exposure of what he perceived as their intellectual confusion was so deadly
that it was later banned by the Christian emperors from Constantine onwards and
has been almost totally lost. If a copy is ever rediscovered, I doubt if anyone
in Hollywood would today dare purchase the film rights.
According to "grim faces" of Polish members of the audience - I was one of those members, and don't worry, it wasn't an expression of being offended - it's just typical look of Polish face. Here in Poland, when You're walking down the street and smile - people may think, that Your mind went crazy ("Why are You smiling, You're in Poland!"). So don't worry. Grim faces? It's just how we look like.
ReplyDeleteYour reference to Your father's theology was actually really awesome :)
Great text, btw.
Thanks! This is very reassuring and nice of you to bother. I actually like Poland and want to smile when I am there, though.
DeleteThe excellent Tertullian website, the work of an independent scholar, whose modesty and whose commitment to providing a service might give others pause, has helpfully translated the fragments of Porphyry's work, enabling your readers to evaluate the accuracy of 'almost totally lost'
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tertullian.org/fathers/porphyry_against_christians_02_fragments.htm
Thanks! This is very helpful
ReplyDeleteGreat content! Thanks for sharing this valuable perspective!
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